I am addicted to crack

CrackBERRY that is. I finally broke down and bought a new cell phone. I knew I had kept my Motorola V551 past the two year renewal date but I did not realize how far past until I pulled my phone out at the AT&T store and people started laughing.

So rude.

It had been almost four years, apparently. Here is a photo of my new BB 9000 Bold next to my Motorola V551, god rest its obsolete soul.

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I tried the LG Vu a few months ago because I wanted a touch screen but have an unnatural fear and distrust of Apple so could not bring myself to get an iPhone. I returned the Vu within the thirty day window, though, because I just wasn’t crazy about it. Did you know you can use your new cell phone for thirty whole days and return it free and clear if you simply don’t like it? I had no idea until the sales girl told me. Most convenient.

(Do keep your old cell phone around in case you decide to return the new one and run into a snag like I did. What the sales girl did NOT tell me was it takes between two and seven days to reverse the two year contract you committed to when you bought the phone you are now returning. That means you cannot turn around that same day and buy a new phone at a reduced price because the system still thinks you have two years (minus thirty days) to go on your contract. At least that is how it works when you buy your phone at an “AT&T Authorized” dealer like Parrot Cellular. Just an FYI.)

This time out it was between the iPhone (it is best to face your fears) and the Blackberry and it all came down to texting. iPhone sucketh for texting.

Sure the iPhone has a cool UI and you can move things around with your finger on the touch screen and the screen is way big and automatically converts to landscape when viewing the Internet and videos, but the keyboard is also controlled by touch. Translation: no keys to press.

On the LG Vu, the touch screen was pressure sensitive so I could use the edge of my finger nails to tap the touch screen keys. A stylus would work, too. The iPhone, on the other hand, is only sensitive to touch. That means you have to get your fat and fleshy finger positioned exactly over the right letter before you touch the screen. That virtual keyboard is tiny, man. I tried it out in the store for quite some time and never got the hang of it. Even the AT&T rep at the store, who has an iPhone and loves it, says he still hits wrong keys all the time and doesn’t use his iPhone much for texting.

Hello? A phone that sucks for texting in this world of texting and IMing and Twittering and sending email from your phone? That sealed the deal for me.

A few pros and cons about each phone from my perspective:

iPhone

Pros:

  • Good browser
  • Bigger screen
  • Touch screen is cool and fun
  • Automatically converts the screen to landscape when you turn the phone on its side

Cons:

  • Texting is difficult due to the small keys on the sensitive touch screen and no option for using a stylus or your fingernail
  • Landscape feature only work on some applications. It does not work when texting, so you cannot convert to landscape to try to get a bigger keyboard so you don’t make so many touch errors.

Blackberry 9000 Bold

Pros:

  • Better email application
  • Better screen resolution, though smaller than the iPhone
  • Voice dialing
  • Camera & video
  • Keyboard for texting works like a dream
  • 1G on board memory, expandable with microSD memory card slot
  • Can sync with your PC or laptop’s calendar, contacts, tasks, etc.
  • I am already addicted to the games that came with the phone. Perhaps I should list this as a “con.”

Cons:

  • Smaller screen than the iPhone (but it is very clear and still of good size)
  • Bigger than my old phone (though it still fits in the phone pocket of my purse)

The iPhone blog has a nine minute video comparing the two phones dated back in May. I found it helpful to a certain extent, except for the part where they don’t even mention texting much less compare that feature. Probably because the Texting War has been in full swing for some time now and Apple is losing (though they claim they are not.)

What cell phone do you use? Do you like it or do you love it? Are you synced to your email and contacts? Play any games? I need to load up my phone with fun applications. Any suggestions?

 

Tool of the Gods

Introducing The Cardboard Wizard 2000!

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That is what it should be called anyway. Proof:

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Does this pile seem small? Perhaps, but only because it represents the mere leftovers that would not fit in my 96-gallon recycling bin.

I have been putting off cutting up cardboard recycling for a while now - months, actually – because, well, we are required to cut cardboard into 1’ x 1’ squares.

Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I appear to be the only person in the world who follows this rule, judging from all the recycling can lids I see propped open on pickup day by giant cardboard boxes not even broken down, much less cut up. I love the smell of environmentally friendly superiority in the morning.

My old method for cutting up cardboard involved a utility knife and lots of bending, followed by pain pills and whining about my back for several days.

Then I saw this 30-second commercial for the Skil Power Cutter:

I balked at the price at first – over $50 just to cut up cardboard? – but then my sister bought one, I used it on her garage full of cardboard, and could not figure out how to conceal it on my person and make off with it. I had to buy one of my own.

Tip: it can bog down on thick cardboard but all you have to do is pull up on it a bit as well as angle it up in the back and it moves right along. It is by no means self-propelled, though. You do have to exert some force on thick pieces.

Even if I never use it on anything other than cardboard, it is money well spent. I love my new tool! It is so compact, I can take to my sister’s and get her cardboard done in HALF the time. Whee!

I wonder how long the blade will last before I have to replace it…

 

Assimilation

garage door opener

The garage door opener was assimilated into The Prius today. I now touch a button on my rear view mirror to open the garage door.

One day soon, The Prius will supply all my needs.

Resistance is futile.

 

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So THAT'S What Weekends Are For

It is all coming back to me now. Sleeping in. Lying about. Getting things done that I have been putting off for months. For example:

Remember Zelda, my first ever MP3 player? Audible Manager, where I get my audio books, suddenly became unable to locate Zelda in February, though my laptop had no problem recognizing the connection. This was earth shatterring considering my two hour round trip commute to the office three days a week. I had grown accustomed to losing myself in audio books to make the time go by. Getting thrust back into the eternity of radio was a bit of a shock. And much less attention-grabbing. Oh how the commutes dragged.

Now, I know what you are thinking. Why did I not just take the time and fix it? Well, I tried. I took an entire Sunday (February 11th, to be exact) and tried everything I could think of. I downloaded firmware for the MP3 player. I upgraded software on my laptop. I did the equivalent of an uninstall and reinstall of Audible Manager. At the end of the day, still nothing but the sinking feeling in my stomach that I had just wasted an entire day I could have used for working on somebody's taxes or the Medium Dreams blog.

Here is the really stupid thing: it never once occurred to me to pick up the phone and call technical support. Not that I am stubborn and Must. Do. It. On. My. Own. No, I would LOVE for someone to figure it out for me but I have never had anyone around to do that. I am usually the go-to gal when somebody needs something done. (Hence the name of this blog. Your trivia moment for the day.) Not until just a few weeks ago, when I visited my friend Tania and broke her home network, did the revelation occur. I told her I was sure I could figure it out, I just needed the manuals that came with her router, blah blah blah.

She handed me a cocktail, picked up the phone, and had her network fixed in a matter of minutes. Then she handed the phone to me and tech support for HER home network taught me a little something about the wireless network settings on MY laptop. FOR FREE. (Go Linksys!)

So I called Audible tech support today and not only is my MP3 player loaded with four - count 'em, four - new audio books, but I was inspired to upgrade my wireless router's firmware and fix the wireless part of my wireless all-in-one printer that I could just never get set up properly before. So now? Now all computers and related electronics in my household talk to each other and work like they are supposed to.

(angels sing)

THAT is what weekends are for: to fix stuff that breaks during the week.

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New Toy

I know I should blog for your entertainment but I just don't feel like it right now. It may have something to do with this:

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Don't mind the chair. I dressed it all up just for you.

I would have had the TV mounted on the wall but that costs an additional seven hundred dollars. I could get a whole other fabulous TV for that price. Pirates! Thieves! Electronic store salesmen!

Oh dear, look at the time. I shall be late for my hair appointment.

It's a girly girly girly girly girly girly day.

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Moo Cards Are Divine

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My Moo MiniCards have arrived. Aren't they beautious?

Everyone is getting some version of mini-cards. They are half the size of traditional business cards and include up to six lines of your contact info on the back. For Skype MiniCards (like mine above), you design the front and include as many different sayings and color combinations as you want. They will divide the 100-pack by however many designs you come up with and give you an even amount of each one, give or take one or two for rounding. ($20/100 cards)

If Skype MiniCards aren't your style, maybe you would prefer Flickr MiniCards, where you use your own photos on the front instead of text. Check out Jay's Flickr MiniCards at The Zero Boss.

Who will I give mine to? I have no idea. To be honest, when I discovered I could get a card that said, "Does this card make my butt look big?" I just couldn't resist. I experimented with colors. I experimented with sayings. It was just too much fun!

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What Buyer's Remorse?

I have only had Zelda for 10 minutes and already I am in love.

Yes, I named my MP3 player. Shout out to dink(y) for suggesting the most excellent name of Zelda. It is a Zen, after all. (Thanks Elizabeth!)

Our relationship did not start out well, I must admit. It went something like this:

Minute 1: Ooh, it's very pretty.

Minute 2: What's all this extra stuff? Adapter. Sync cable that doubles as a charger when I plug it into the computer. Ear buds. Software. (Software?) Lots of paper leaflets and such.

Minute 3: Hey, where's the regular charger I plug into a wall outlet? What do you mean that's 'extra'? I would have ordered it had I known it wasn't included! And how do I connect it to my car's aux system?

Minute 4: Okay, this user's manual sucks. It tells me the name of each control button and what it does, but it doesn't really tell me what it does.

Minute 5: I have to watch a DVD? Crap! Oh, that's what the software is for. Alright. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do-DO-dododododo. Ahhhhh...I see said the blind man.

Minute 6: Rip CDs. Sync to device. Figure out how all the buttons really work. Set shortcuts and get comfortable with the whole setup. Hey, I'm feeling pretty good right now. Dare I say, "in control." Before I start downloading music and audio books from the Internet, what else can this puppy do?

Minute 7: Oh. My. God. It has a built-in microphone with excellent sound quality that will be perfect for interviews on the set of Medium next week.

Minute 8: And I can set up a shortcut to start voice recording at the mere touch of a button!

Minute 9: Angels sing.

Minute 10: I love my Zelda. How did I ever manage without her?

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Buyer's Remorse

mp3

Do I name it? Where do I get stuff for it? Which cord do I need to connect it to my car's aux jack so I can listen through my car speakers? I should have bought the pink one, shouldn't I? How come some podcasts cannot be saved to my computer? Why aren't there more audio books available to download? Will the microphone really work and, if so, will it work well?

Let's start with the easy one: what shall I name it?

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10 Things I Did Today

I had planned to catch up on a few things today, it being the weekend and all. This is what I did instead:
  1. Finally hooked up the TV I bought a week ago to the newly installed cable outlet in my sister's bedroom.

  2. Discovered said newly installed cable outlet was installed wrong.

    Instead of finishing the outlet with a female receptacle that you plug your cable line into (with the other end plugging into your TV), the guy pulled about 3 feet of cable directly out of the wall to be used as the cable line. Problem: What if I want more than 3 feet of cable? I cannot change out the length of cable between the wall and TV because it's not attached to a wall outlet, it is coming directly out of the wall. What was he thinking??

  3. Made a note to call the effin' cable company on Monday to schedule another effin' service call to fix the effin' cable outlet.

  4. Finally opened the Tivo box I bought a week ago and read the installation instructions, only to realize I am installing it nowhere near a phone line required for downloading program information.

  5. Discovered Tivo can now also get its program information via a wireless computer network with a device that costs a mere $59.95 (if I want to wait for mail-order) or $64.99 (if I want to put on a bra and drag my ass down to Best Buy so I can get the effin' thing installed today.)

  6. Put on a bra and dragged my ass down to Best Buy.

  7. Resisted the temptation to buy a flat panel HDTV and only came away with a DVD/VCR combo ($89.99) in addition to the wireless Tivo gizmo.

  8. Hooked up and configured my shiny new Tivo, complete with wireless gizmo that allows me to watch my Tivo'd programs on up to 10 additional machines (TV's or computers) on my wireless home network (that I also set up all by myself, thankyouverymuch.)

  9. Hooked up the new DVD/VCR combo to the same TV/Tivo configuration and actually got everything to work as it is supposed to! With sound even!

  10. Had a mani/pedi because, while I am capable of all of this technological wonderment, I am still just a girl.

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Where's My Laptop, Dammit!

I ordered a Dell laptop a week ago. (I know, I know! But I'm counting on them having worked that whole battery-exploding problem out by now.)

Anyway, I didn't expect it until tomorrow - then found out it would arrive day before yesterday - got a notice they tried to deliver it during the only one hour period no one was home - stayed home all day yesterday to be sure I wouldn't miss the second delivery attempt - found out UPS only does first-attempts on Saturday - so now have to wait until Tuesday because no one will be home to sign for it on Monday.

Bastards!

I look forward to blogging from my bed surrounded by cats as I watch my favorite shows on my new DVR which will also be installed on Tuesday.

I love the whole ugly American spending my disgusting capitalist wealth on filthy luxuries when I should be feeding the poor blasphemous life that I lead. It makes me feel all girly and princess-like.

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