It has been six months since my last message. I am not entirely sure what has transpired during that time. Something called “the holidays” and “tax season,” whatever those are. All I know is it involved sitting behind a desk all day pretending Sweet and Salty Chocolate Almond Balance Bare’s comprise a balanced diet.
My host does not want me to tell you how much weight it gained. It got on the Wii Balance Board and was horrified. It has never weighed more. In fact, its last top weight was fifteen pounds lighter.
Ow! Stop it! I won’t tell them the number! Ow!
My host wishes me to convey its weight is not important. It is how the body feels, how limber it is, how healthy, that matters.
It is planning a Fit Party, where friends bring over their various Wii exercise DVD’s so they can evaluate the ones they do not yet have. So far, only Wii Fit, EA Sports Active, and My Fitness Coach are on the table. Do please suggest any other personal trainer-type DVD’s you know about for the Wii.
I don’t want it to lose its momentum.