I did not make fun of East Coasters for overreacting to their little earthquake.
I do not mock other states who complain about a few weeks of swelter we deal with ALL SUMMER LONG.
No, because, one day, it’s going to snow in Central California and we’ll be all:
- OMG! How are we supposed to drive in this slippery stuff?
- Breaking news: “Tragic deaths in Central California: people too stupid to get inside where it’s warm.”
- Eek! All this moisture makes my hair frizz!
When that happens and someone who lives with snow all the time makes fun of us, I will have the moral high ground and no compunction about punching them in the face.