Why I read fiction

Murder mysteries. Science fiction. Fantasy. The occasional cozy.

Kathy Reichs. James H. Schmitz. C.J. Cherryh. Kim Harrison. Stephen King.

I read to escape reality. Why? Because reality makes me sad. Sometimes it scares the holy living bajeebies out of me, too. Books do, as well, but I KNOW they are a fantasy and that makes all the difference.

Here are the programs I had on in the background Sunday as I did laundry and other fun mundanity. They all…ALL…sent me running back to my safe, escapist books:

The Universe: Beyond the Big Bang - The formation of galaxies, the creation of elements and the formation of Earth itself. Very cool! Except the part where we are all going to fly apart and disintegrate into nothingness. Never mind that isn’t going to happen for five billion years. It is still going to happen and I don’t want to die and this program reminded me I am going to. Some day. Dammit.

Incredible Islands: Dubai - The Middle Eastern emirate of Dubai is creating 300 man-made islands off it's coast in an effort to become the number one tourist destination in the world. Creating: as in sucking up sand from the ocean floor elsewhere and spitting it out off the coast of Dubai to make a bunch of islands that range in price from 15 to 50 million dollars each just for the sand. The islands are done now and it is on to land and building development. I am just appalled.

Dark Secret of Hendrik Schon – The TV listing blurb says, The German physicist's work in nanotechnology is surrounded by controversy.” They should have just titled it “Hendrik Schon is a big fat fraud” and been done with it. Of interest to me was the discussion in the scientific community about whether their peer review process should be required to detect deliberate fraud, something the CPA community started talking about around the same time.

Killer Stress: A National Geographic Special - Neurobiologist Robert Sapolsky (“Why Zebras Don’t Get Ulcers”) explores the corrosive effects that stress can have on health. Did you know baboons are remarkably similar to humans in social structure and thus make great research subjects? Yeah, that depressed me, too. But I loved the part where a pack that suffered a devastating loss of all of its alpha males about 20 years ago remains to this day a kinder and gentler pack where females outnumber the males, who are good guys that do not display annoying alpha tendencies like beating up on anything that moves. Yay for baboon enlightenment.

THS Investigates: Cults, Religion & Mind ControlThe Children of God; Feroze Godwalla’s Baruch HaShem cult (he wore a kooky, long-tailed pom-pommed ski cap in many of the video clips – most odd;) FLDS and Warren Jeffs, who married a 14 year old girl against her will to her 19 year old first cousin; The Body, where a mother watched her infant son starve to death for 51 days of screaming excruciation but was found not guilty due to the “I was brainwashed” defense; and on and on for another 45 minutes. It was sickening. It was horrifying. It made me want to buy a gun.

BOOKS! Give me books full of fun and adventure and frivolity. Even Stephen King’s horror takes me away to a fun place for a while. Speaking of which, have you read:

I listened to in once on audio book and am currently listening to it again, for the sheer joy of his writing. He is so damn good. He wrote this book after he almost died when he was hit by a van while walking along a road near his home. The main character is recovering from an equally devastating accident. Fascinating. Check it out!

 

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Psychic Smackdown

I finally finished the book reviews for Medium Dreams I told you about. Whew! What started out as a simple one-book review turned into a Psychic Smackdown between Allison DuBois, Gary Schwartz (the parapsychologist who used her as a lab rat), and a bevy of skeptics. I wrapped the two book reviews up with a third post a la a boxing match that ties all the other research I did together.

Um...since I don't actually follow boxing, it is possible I got some of terminology wrong. As I started to look things up, I decided I didn't really care so don't be offended if people don't "wade in" during a boxing match and you're only "denied" during a game involving a ball. Calling the reading I did "research" may be a bit of a stretch, too. It was more along the lines of reading along and minding my own business before suddenly snorting tea out my nose, especially when visiting The Two Percent Company blogs.

Please click on over to Medium Dreams and check out the posts. If you're in a hurry, skip to Part 3 for the most bang for your buck.

I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. Wait. What I really mean is: I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoy reading them now that I am done writing them. There, that's better.

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Slaughterhouse Five - A Non-Review

I just finished Slaughterhouse Five, by Kurt Vonnegut Jr., copyright 1968. Not quite as old as me, but close.

I had heard Vonnegut was one of America's most important writers and this book made him so. How could I not read it? I was prepared to be wowed. I was prepared to be bored. I was also prepared to be depressed because the alternate title is "The Children's Crusade: A Duty Dance With Death," and I heard the book was all about Vonnegut's WWII experience as a prisoner of war and witness to the fire-bombing of Dresden, Germany.

Boy was I wrong.

Let's see...how to sum up for those who haven't read it? Is there anyone left out there who hasn't read it? I'm pretty sure I was the only one, but here goes:

It is a novel. I suppose that should go without saying, but if I thought it was an autobiography about a hellish and depressing time in some guy's life maybe someone else out there does, too.

Now that we have established it is fiction, I present Vonnegut's opening line: "All this happened, more or less." And there you have it. He narrates a story about a guy named Billy who experiences the real life things Vonnegut experienced, but who also gets unstuck in time and is abducted by aliens. It is funny and sad and strange and...a classic. At 215 pages, it is also a quick read.

My favorite line (as spoken by the character Kilgore Trout, a batty author and the main character's idol): "I put everything that happens to me in books."

Vonnegut would have been a blogger, I'm sure of it.

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