1 preggers co-worker who looks so cute waddling around the office with her big belly, yet so tired and uncomfortable (It’s okay that I said “waddling” because she doesn’t read my blog. Shh…nobody tell her.)
2 computer monitors at work is still not enough. DAMN YOU, TECHNOLOGY.
3 days into a new anti-depressant regimen, 4 to 6 weeks before I stop wanting to kill people.
4 TV’s in the house and sometimes I don’t turn a single one on for days.
5 days too early to get the Kindle 2 $70 price drop refunded. Bastards.
6 months before tax season starts all over again. God I need a vacation.
7 days off remaining in the year for official holidays. Not that I’m counting.
8 glasses of water a day, even if I do have to pee every 10 minutes.
9 days later and still my neck and arm pain won’t go away. I start physical therapy this week. It sucks to get old yet I’m not even 50. Holy crap, is this what I have to look forward to? Come on, number 3!
10 pounds to lose. Okay more, but I am taking baby steps and setting achievable goals.

