1. Start with a small, cheap, fake tree.
2. Wrap the center pole with a fake garland to make the trunk area look a bit more substantial.
3. Open up all the frickin’ branches with all the individual frickin’ mini-branches.
4. Skip to the part where the decorating is done because it’s just too annoying to stop and take a picture at every step.
5. Discover cat under tree and scramble for camera.
6. Admire the pretty lights at night time. Wonder why I just can’t seem to get a night time picture that isn’t blurry. Sip drink. Decide not to care.
Happy holidays, everyone.
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