Dear Lightdays Pantiliners,
You changed your adhesive. That is not a question. Here is the question:
DEAR GOD WHY?
In the past, your adhesive was so good I would inadvertently pull off the top half of the pantiliner and have to go back and get my fingernail under the edge of the adhesive backing to remove the rest of it.
Now, your pantiliners fly about the inside of my underpants at will. I never know where I am going to find one. When pulling down my underpants in the bathroom stall at work, it tends to jumps off and attach itself to my thigh. This is problematic. No matter how I try to put it back and smooth it down, the adhesive never sticks again.
(I just realized that implies it stuck the first time. Ha ha! How silly of me.)
So there I am in the bathroom stall with a pantiliner stuck to my thigh wondering why I should suddenly have to start carrying backup pantiliners around with me after thirty odd years of not having this problem then realizing the next one is not going to stick either so what is the point?
Could it be my recent weight gain caused a change in physiology so drastic my newly enhanced butt cheeks are forcibly ripping the pantiliner from my underpants and passing it to my thigh in some unidentified bathroom fast break maneuver?
Though some days they simply wad it up and leave it lying at the bottom of my underpants in a hermetically sealed sausage roll.
I tried switching from Regular to Long to no avail. Either my butt cheeks have some serious territorial issues or your new adhesive should be featured on the Fail blog.
And please do not try to blame it on my underpants. They are the same material they have always been so arguing I have introduced some new space age material that clashes with your adhesive is just silly. Besides, you should be designing for all fabrics anyway.
I currently have three giant boxes of pantiliners I do not know what to do with. The first is my original box. The second is the replacement box I purchased thinking the first was a random bad adhesive box that slipped through your quality control. The third is a box of Longs that turn out to have the same adhesive problem.
I have exceeded my pantiliner budget and am currently dipping into my leg waxing budget. I am sure you do not want to be responsible for Hairy Sheila.
Please reply soonest.
Respectfully,
Sheila
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