I bought the Wii Fit and Balance Board, even after seeing this parody:
But people, I have GOT to do something. “Just Do It” wasn’t working for me and I do love playing with my little Mii, so I figured what the heck?
Should you decide to get a Wii Fit yourself, I must warn you: your Mii takes on your actual height and weight for the Fit. That’s right, the tall, willowy Mii you designed shrinks down to your actual height and balloons out to your actual weight. Most disconcerting.
I have not tried every exercise yet but my favorite so far is running. I know! Me…running! I like that you are running through a cartooney Mii landscape where you have pretty things to look at and keep you distracted from the fact that you are bouncing your ovaries all over the place, while you wonder if the castle you are passing is, in fact, Hogwarts and other Mii’s periodically cheer you on from the side of the trail.
I do wish they would add your little Mii to the yoga to make it more entertaining. I love yoga but the two available trainers, a male or a female, are quite vanilla and boring. Trying to stand on one effing leg while not falling on your effing ass and keeping your little red dot in the effing target zone is enough distraction to keep from getting bored so far, but watching my tiny Mii fall over while trying to stand on its tiny Mii legs would be more entertaining.
Wish me luck. I shall report back periodically. Maybe. If I actually see results.
Perhaps I should remove all chocolate from the house so as not to sabotage my new resolve.
