Hello. I’m sorry I can’t come to the blog right now. I am either:
A) Trapped under something heavy and cannot reach the keyboard,
B) Digging in the dirt and wondering why I did not discover this gardening thing years ago,
C) Trying to hide from the eleventy billion Facebook friend confirmation requests I received in the last week (and wondering how this is possible considering I do not have a Facebook account),
D) Banging my head against my desk at work counting the days until April 15th Freedom Day, or
E) Sleeping.
Ha! That last one. So funny.
Okay people, I just joined Facebook against my better judgment. Because you begged.
I have been assimilated.

