Don't Break Your Truck
1/22/2007: I don't know why this sign cracks me up. It just does.
Some days you just don't feel like eating healthy
1/23/2007: Mmm, Italian salami. First you heat it in the microwave so the edges get crispy. Then you dab it with paper towels to get as much of grease off. (Don't worry. There's still plenty left.) Then you put it on the most unhealthy bread you can find (preferably a white hoagie roll, which as you can see I was out of) along with mayo, american cheese, and onions. If you sit back and listen carefully, you can actually hear your arteries clogging.
Who Gets Chapped Hands?
1/24/2007: I put lotion on my hands because they were incredibly dry. I realized my mistake when the backs of my hands started burning. Apparently the calming properties of The Healing Garden Lavender Therapy do not apply to skin that, in fact, needs to be calmed. Pity.
Survival of the Citrus
1/25/2007: We had a big freeze in California's San Joaquin Valley. Citrus crops were lost but these showed up at the office one day. Not sure how they got out alive.
Da plane! Da plane!
1/26/2007: This airplane hull appeared on the side of the road near work one day. I have no idea why. It sits on church property. Maybe the pastor is a flier? Er, used to be?
1/27/2007: Who doesn't love a good pedicure? The woman in the chair next to me kept talking about her vasectomy. I said to my manicurist before I left, 'So she used to be a man?' Er, no. Apparently she was saying M-as-T-ectomy. Girl needs to articulate better cuz I only ever heard one 'T' and she said it, like, three times.
It Takes a Lot of Work To Look This Pretty
1/28/2007: Sluuurp. Slurp slurp sluuuuurp.
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