Dear Lead Car: Why do you refuse to move over to the (completely vacant) slow lane when faster cars approach from behind, forcing them to use the slow lane to pass you? And when you pass cars in the slower lane, why do you match their speed, effectively blocking anyone from going faster than the two of you?
Dear Car That Is Up My Ass: Can you not see there are three cars and an SUV in front of me and we are all waiting for the semi-truck to move over to the slow lane? Can you not see there is no room for me to move over into the slow lane so you can pass me? And even if I did, that you would still be three cars and one SUV behind a semi-truck that has matched speed with his fellow semi-truck in the slow lane and is laughing at our helplessness back here? PUT DOWN YOUR CELL PHONE I AM TALKING TO YOU.
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